08-19-2003, 05:17 PM
A clan of evil hypno-ninjas disguised themselves as teppan chefs and tried to assassinate me at the local Beninhana's last night. After luring all the people at my table into a trance (except for me), the chef tried to decapitate me with his boning knife and skewers. I distracted the initial attack with a well-thrown bowl of undercooked shrimp, then ran him through with my chopsticks. Other ninjas joined in on the attack, throwing ashtrays in the manner of shuriken and blowing large flaming gouts of sake from their mouths. I kicked two which sent them sliding across a heated table grill, and pulled down the hat of one who snuck up behind me, blinding him for a key moment until I slapped him down with a cooked trout.
And then I got angry... Crash. Boom. Thud. Tickle. The battle lasted a good ten minutes as I singlehandedly fended off the ninjas. Then I grabbed my still-mesmerized date by the arm and led the two of us out of the restaurant before the ninjas could regroup and redouble their attack.
The thing is, I got a paper cut when I hurriedly paid for cab fare by escaping this restaurant, and I have to tend to it for the entire day.
And then I got angry... Crash. Boom. Thud. Tickle. The battle lasted a good ten minutes as I singlehandedly fended off the ninjas. Then I grabbed my still-mesmerized date by the arm and led the two of us out of the restaurant before the ninjas could regroup and redouble their attack.
The thing is, I got a paper cut when I hurriedly paid for cab fare by escaping this restaurant, and I have to tend to it for the entire day.
Political Correctness is the idea that you can foster tolerance in a diverse world through the intolerance of anything that strays from a clinical standard.