08-19-2003, 12:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-19-2003, 12:35 PM by Zarathustra.)
The vague "I don't feel well enough" works well. If they REALLY want to press you on it, that's when you start explaining that you wouldn't be able to work without rushing to the bathroom ever 3 minutes. And if they STILL don't understand, it's time to go into gruesome detail.
Beauty of this is, when you're back and someone asks you if you're doing better, you can say "Yeah, I don't know WHAT I ate that did that...." and without saying the words you've called it food poisoning.
Beauty of this is, when you're back and someone asks you if you're doing better, you can say "Yeah, I don't know WHAT I ate that did that...." and without saying the words you've called it food poisoning.
See you in Town,
-Z
-Z