08-18-2003, 09:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-18-2003, 09:17 PM by Occhidiangela.)
1. Hairspeed
A velocity index measuring how fast you have to go to in a convertible car before you hair streams behind you parallel to the ground.
Example: Straight hair might have a Hairspeed of 15 knots, whereas an Afro might have a Hairspeed of 90 knots to "slick back to parallel."
2. Intoculation
Medicinal spirits applied via an IV or other needle into vein method.
3. Furmentation
The process by which wine aftertaste transforms from a delicate flavor to that horrid cotton mouthed bloated fuzz feeling on your tongue. Measured in hours, and usually happening overnight, while asleep.
4. Farmentation
The process by which beer flavor changes from "beer" to "like horsepiss" after sitting out in an open container.
For example, Miller Lite's farmentation period is typically half an hour, whereas an ale like Boddington's takes four or five hours to Farment.
5. Al Goren
Famous Tennessean noted for his skill at Bridge.
6. Bill Clanton: A cowboy living in Tombstone Arizone who avoided the fight at the OK Corall while on a Rhodes Scholarship.
7. Weinery: Where hotdogs are fermented before being packaged and sold.
8. Whinery: Where bleeding heart liberals go to ferment their collected sour grapes en route to their being served to the public. Example: Berkley.
9. Hellary: Name for a man-hating she devil
10. Larker Lounge: A forum where Diablo II players enjoying pranks and practical jokes post.
A velocity index measuring how fast you have to go to in a convertible car before you hair streams behind you parallel to the ground.
Example: Straight hair might have a Hairspeed of 15 knots, whereas an Afro might have a Hairspeed of 90 knots to "slick back to parallel."
2. Intoculation
Medicinal spirits applied via an IV or other needle into vein method.
3. Furmentation
The process by which wine aftertaste transforms from a delicate flavor to that horrid cotton mouthed bloated fuzz feeling on your tongue. Measured in hours, and usually happening overnight, while asleep.
4. Farmentation
The process by which beer flavor changes from "beer" to "like horsepiss" after sitting out in an open container.
For example, Miller Lite's farmentation period is typically half an hour, whereas an ale like Boddington's takes four or five hours to Farment.
5. Al Goren
Famous Tennessean noted for his skill at Bridge.
6. Bill Clanton: A cowboy living in Tombstone Arizone who avoided the fight at the OK Corall while on a Rhodes Scholarship.
7. Weinery: Where hotdogs are fermented before being packaged and sold.
8. Whinery: Where bleeding heart liberals go to ferment their collected sour grapes en route to their being served to the public. Example: Berkley.
9. Hellary: Name for a man-hating she devil
10. Larker Lounge: A forum where Diablo II players enjoying pranks and practical jokes post.
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete