08-15-2003, 05:05 AM
... so now we may return to making songs of Middle-Earth legends to the tune of the great sit-coms!
Only:
darn, my new semester starts in ten days. Darn. As an old guy working full time, with a young kid, I'm afraid I won't be able to tour because of homework. Darn.
-VanDarned
ps. McCarthyism is made out of Joe McCarthy ... Women voted for Joe McCarthy ... Women's Suffrage allowed women to vote*... Feminism caused Women's Suffrage Movement... so ... therefore ... if a woman weighs the same** as a duck (or is equipped with natural flotation devices)... she floats in water.... so she's made of ... wood? ... and therefore ... a witch! [mpq]
ps2. NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! [mpq]
*except Wyoming, which allowed women to vote when it entered the union, and maybe some other state(s) I can't remember
**we all know that should be "has the density of" rather than "weighs the same"
Only:
darn, my new semester starts in ten days. Darn. As an old guy working full time, with a young kid, I'm afraid I won't be able to tour because of homework. Darn.
-VanDarned
ps. McCarthyism is made out of Joe McCarthy ... Women voted for Joe McCarthy ... Women's Suffrage allowed women to vote*... Feminism caused Women's Suffrage Movement... so ... therefore ... if a woman weighs the same** as a duck (or is equipped with natural flotation devices)... she floats in water.... so she's made of ... wood? ... and therefore ... a witch! [mpq]
ps2. NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! [mpq]
*except Wyoming, which allowed women to vote when it entered the union, and maybe some other state(s) I can't remember
**we all know that should be "has the density of" rather than "weighs the same"