Dihydrogen Monoxide
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Dihydrogen monoxide is the key substance in hygene. Without it, the incidence of diseases caused by poor hygenic practices would skyrocket. It is also the key chemical required for proper food digestion, and therefore cannot be banned without creating a serious famine problem worldwide.

A further social benifit of Di Mon is its use as an environmentaly friendly coolant in hot summer climes. Typically, applying it via immersion is both a social activity and a simple way to avoid over heating.

However, no lesser an authority than W.C. Fields asserts that Dihydrogen Monoxide is indeed poison, and he recommended rye or scotch whiskey, neat, as a suitable antidote for any unintentional contact with it.

Di Mon: It's not just dangerous, it's useful!
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Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 08-11-2003, 04:00 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Rhydderch Hael - 08-11-2003, 04:30 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Archon_Wing - 08-11-2003, 04:48 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by WarLocke - 08-11-2003, 05:17 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Destroy-Titus - 08-11-2003, 12:58 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Occhidiangela - 08-11-2003, 12:59 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 08-11-2003, 02:51 PM
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Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Occhidiangela - 08-11-2003, 08:13 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Sourskunk - 08-11-2003, 09:17 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Nystul - 08-11-2003, 09:21 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Rhydderch Hael - 08-11-2003, 10:21 PM
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