Dihydrogen Monoxide
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Dihydrogen Monoxide is a potentially deadly substance. It is a cause of vomiting and sweating. It is also found in the tumors of cancer victims. It is the leading cause of the erosion of vital nutrients in the soil. It reduces the power of a car's brakes, thus causing many accidents. Every single criminal in America has used Dihydrogen Monoxide prior to the crime. If it comes in prolonged contact with the skin, it causes wrinkles and swelling. Although it is a major component of acid rain, it has not been added to the dangerous toxins list. Poor storage of this dangerous chemical leads to numbers measured higher than 10% of the air mass in some homes. If too much gets into your lungs, you die. Due to bad laws on containment, Dihydrogen Monoxide has gotten into oceans and fresh water reservoirs. It kills an undisclosed amount of people every year.
I got 42 signatures at my school to support the banning of this substance, and I polled 45. Two people didn't want to talk to me :huh:

More facts that weren't included on that paper are:
Its solid form can cause tissue damage, and its gaseous form can burn you. It is used as a nuclear coolant, yet it is still allowed around schools. It is even found in toilet bowls at public gas stations.
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Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 08-11-2003, 04:00 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Rhydderch Hael - 08-11-2003, 04:30 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Archon_Wing - 08-11-2003, 04:48 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by WarLocke - 08-11-2003, 05:17 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Destroy-Titus - 08-11-2003, 12:58 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Occhidiangela - 08-11-2003, 12:59 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 08-11-2003, 02:51 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Sourskunk - 08-11-2003, 07:36 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Sourskunk - 08-11-2003, 07:48 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Occhidiangela - 08-11-2003, 08:13 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Sourskunk - 08-11-2003, 09:17 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Nystul - 08-11-2003, 09:21 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Rhydderch Hael - 08-11-2003, 10:21 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 08-12-2003, 12:05 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Striker - 08-12-2003, 04:16 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by whyBish - 08-12-2003, 05:37 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 08-20-2003, 10:00 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Tarlok - 08-21-2003, 12:28 PM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by Obi2Kenobi - 11-05-2003, 02:23 AM
Dihydrogen Monoxide - by JustAGuy - 11-05-2003, 08:50 AM

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