I am the troll of 1.10

[Occhidiangela]

"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a gamer, haxxed and l33t!
I've been on bnet three long years
Got my items using dupes and cheats.

I was 'round when Sirian
Made his protest 'gainst "grief PK" page
Made damned sure the Schaeffer
Washed his hands, and sealed your fates

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
And what's puzzlin' you
Is the nature of the game

I've dueled with glee using Cleglaws mitts
PK'd n00bs all night, annoyed the Legits
I shouted out 'your all care bears, owned'
It sez "compete for free" so just eat my sh**z

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
Seems what's puzzlin' you
Is the nature of the game

My barb, the tank'
Owned top ladder rank
While my zon trig hacked,
Dead noob bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
Cause I've laid traps for the legit noobs
Who I killed before they reach old Baal

Now if you meet me
Have some sympathy
Show your stuff to me
(I'll scan anyway)

You'll all do well to use Maphack, noobz,
Or I'll lay your chars to waste

*whoo whoo, whoo whoo*

Please to meet you
Hey, where's my Ith this game?
And what's puzzlin' me
Is why my White Ring Fades

*Whoo Whoo, Rust Strom . . .*