07-28-2003, 05:19 AM
Quote:You don't have to worry about necrophilic beastiality until Will and Spot (RIP) becomes a consistent top-ten prime time television show.
HAW HAW HAW *snort* HAW HAW HAW *snortsnort* HAW!
Thanks for the excellent post and the nice gem of a title at the end.
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Right after my dog died (I wrote about it on this forum somewhere), I was quite upset, and petted her for about half an hour. I kept the body overnight in the living room, to let our two cats know she was dead. (Yes, both cats did check her out at some point.) When the time came (about 18 hours after death) to eternally part with the body, I petted her one more time as I choked back a sob. If prosecuted, I'm hoping to get a jury trial...
(She was cremated, so if I go to prison for this, I can truly say, "Never pet a burning dog...")
-V