Just another reason to hate religious extremists and organized religion in general...

[Hammerskjold]

Two stopped clocks walks into a bar. One clock reads as 11:59, and claims he's 11:59 PM. The other clock reads as 12:01, and claims he's 12:01 AM. One says they're EXTREME!!11, while the other says they're RADICAL!!11.

Anyhow the 2 stopped clocks ordered their drinks, and starts arguing which clock is closer to the ULTIMATE TRUTH, which is an old VCR that constantly flashes 12:00. No AM or PM, just 12:00...12:00...12:00.

The 2 stopped clocks become increasingly loud and annoying to the other patrons, to the point where the bartender steps in and asks what's the problem.

The bartender listens to the two stopped clocks arguments, and says, ' you're both one minute apart from each other. Besides you two act the same way, like a bunch of jackasses. If you can't settle down, you can't stay in this bar. So what's it going to be gentlemen?'

The 2 stopped clock looked stunned, and both became livid. They both say the two can not be further apart. Both hissy fitted, 'It's not one minute apart! There's nearly 12 hours difference between us!' 'It's literally night and day!'

The bartender shakes his head and does a double face palm, and wonders why he has a bar that only attracts customers such as stopped clocks, a horse, a priest a rabbi and a minister.

(edited fix for AM\PM. I blame Jesus. And KKKapitalizm.)