Communist swine execute general with a mortar round

[Hammerskjold]

Astounding how even Marxism has its Garden of Eden, the lost-and-future paradise.

Yep. It will be glorious. It will finally be delivered by the True Scotsm..eh I mean Ultimate Prole Saviour. That's kinda not catchy, I think a shortened version will sound better. UPS. How's that. UPS will deliver!

It will be awesome, the lamb will lie with the lion, no one will have to work (The -TRUE- workers paradise amirite), and other amazing stuff that you will not get if you pesky proles keep asking stupid questions like ' what and where is your proof?!'

Just. Trust. Me. Would anyone with a big beard and garbed in Red lie to you?



That bearded guy seems to be holding a tasty drink. I think it might go well with some Borgeouis BBQ. Running low on pork though, maybe some chevalier burgers instead.

But in all seriousness. Marx is real, and so is Commie-dian's belief in the paradise He ( that is, Marx, praise be his commie-ism) will bring to humanity. As real as a child's belief in the gentleman pictured above.