10-15-2012, 02:55 PM
BAM! You have a job. You are required to move to Ohio (I'm oh so sorry), and you are my personal assistant. Your job is soul crushing, mind numbing, and at times you wonder how this place manages to stay open.
I wish I had Agent Smith like powers from the Matrix. Specifically, the power to make someone's mouth grow shut.
I wish I had Agent Smith like powers from the Matrix. Specifically, the power to make someone's mouth grow shut.
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