03-03-2003, 04:37 AM
Hail Luminaire,
If Zarathustra exists, then perhaps other legendary people/creatures exist too? Perhaps...
Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney, and is awaiting people to realise the house isn't haunted, he's just moaning because he has the sack of toys stuck in an uncomfortable position...
The Easter bunny met up with another bunny for a special night, and is now working extra jobs to pay cripling child support payments.
If God created the universe in six days, and rested on the seventh, but scientists believe creation took millions of years, perhaps one God day is longer than one human day, and therefore he's still resting. WAKE UP ALREADY: George Lucas is killing Star Wars!
If Zarathustra exists, then perhaps other legendary people/creatures exist too? Perhaps...
Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney, and is awaiting people to realise the house isn't haunted, he's just moaning because he has the sack of toys stuck in an uncomfortable position...
The Easter bunny met up with another bunny for a special night, and is now working extra jobs to pay cripling child support payments.
If God created the universe in six days, and rested on the seventh, but scientists believe creation took millions of years, perhaps one God day is longer than one human day, and therefore he's still resting. WAKE UP ALREADY: George Lucas is killing Star Wars!
May the wind pick up your heels and your sword strike true.