09-20-2011, 08:30 PM
(08-30-2011, 03:31 AM)DeeBye Wrote: A beard contest? I usually grow a huge shaggy beard for winter, but this means I might have to start a few months early.
My wife has no say about my beard. I don't tell her her when she is allowed to ovulate and stuff, and she doesn't tell me when I am allowed to grow a beard.
Who gets the say if she decides to ovulate into your beard?