Want a raise? Wash your vagina!

[Occhidiangela]

Really, the top thing should be your job, not your personal hygiene.

I guess you never worked with someone who doesn't bathe regularly. You really don't want to, unless you are both in the same foxhole and can't help it.

We had to give R@@@ a few years back an forcefully administered Navy shower, after he not only didn't bathe, but also did not put his clothes into the laundry. (This on a ship at sea). For the next two months, the senior air crewman had to basically direct him daily to bathe/clean, and inspect his locker and laundry, so that the fool actually did as normal people do. After about two months, he finally was able to do the correct thing without being supervised. He was 24.

My daughter, as pres of the high school choir, had to take the lead with the six or seven girls who, having become teenagers, were still not keen on bathing, and who smelled up the choir loft something fierce. As the choir director was a man, he was not going to get slammed with a suit over telling those little ragmuffins to bathe. So, my daughter got to exercise some peer leadership on that score. It was a learning experience, but she was modestly effective. They still used a lot of Fabreeze and other such air fresheners.

Good hygiene in the workplace, and school, needs to have certain minimum requirements.

So, wash your ass, wash your vagina, wash your pits, wash your crotch, get that fumunda cheese dealt with, and brush your teeth. Your coworkers (and fellow students) will thank you for it.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. I f you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. If you giver her your manhood, she enlarges what is given to her.

Maybe the sig ought to be revised to include DEebye's thought process ...