Want a raise? Wash your vagina!
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Hi,

Not too sure which I find more funny, the thought that a clean vagina is the key to success (no wonder I've always failed Wink ) or that we have a society where such a concept would be used even in a satirical ad, much less for real. I am all for personal hygiene, but let's get real. Most people start the day with a nice long very hot shower where they carefully wash all the natural oils out of their hair (twice -- wash, rinse, repeat) and completely remove all the natural lubrication from their skin. Then the carefully apply a concoction of herbs, spices, minerals, miscellaneous mystery chemicals, all dissolved in a aromatic oil solution to their hair. And similar concoctions to the rest of their bodies. Then they wonder why they have dry skin, flaky scalp, and brittle hair.

Love advertising. I'm waiting for when the makers of medications for erectile dysfunctions join forces with those of condoms to give us hour long infomercials demonstrating their use. They'll probably end up being a collectors series.

--Pete

How big was the aquarium in Noah's ark?

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Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by ShadowHM - 08-27-2010, 07:31 PM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 08-27-2010, 07:52 PM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Frag - 08-27-2010, 09:21 PM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Jester - 08-27-2010, 08:47 PM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Nystul - 08-28-2010, 12:34 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 08-28-2010, 12:48 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Nystul - 08-28-2010, 01:42 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 08-28-2010, 01:46 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 09-02-2010, 02:38 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by --Pete - 08-28-2010, 12:50 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 08-28-2010, 01:02 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by --Pete - 08-28-2010, 12:47 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Jester - 08-28-2010, 01:57 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 08-28-2010, 02:04 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Nystul - 08-28-2010, 10:27 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by DeeBye - 08-28-2010, 04:29 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by --Pete - 08-28-2010, 04:59 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by Treesh - 08-28-2010, 05:57 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by --Pete - 08-28-2010, 06:36 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by DeeBye - 08-29-2010, 04:50 AM
RE: Want a raise? Wash your vagina! - by LavCat - 08-28-2010, 10:31 PM

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