What? No mainstream media covering this? Shocking!

[--Pete]

Hi,

BTW, after decades of having slime thrown at you, it is a valid question whether it is better to throw slime back or to pride yourself as being better than that.

It's a lose-lose situation. If you join them in the slim pit, you lose the high ground. Besides, you're fighting in their style and they'll use experience to beat you. If you try to hold the high ground, you're in the position of constantly denying fraudulent accusations. The six point agate retraction on page 12 of section D2 of the late Sunday edition is hardly noticeable.

I'd suggest pistols at daybreak, but they've got the pistols. And are probably better at using them. Especially on duck hunts.

We could try educating the American public so they will not be fooled in the future. OK, that was just a joke.

Best strategy, get them all drunk and then take pictures of them with ladies of ill repute. Post said pictures on the Internet. Wait for the inevitable.

Or just Photoshop it, works as well.

All's fair when god's on your side.

Now, I feel kinda slimy, so I'm off to take a shower.

--Pete