Are you a domestic terrorist?

[Vandiablo]

It was. Next time you want to imitate a seagull, try crapping on somebody else's car.

oho, so you're the only one who gets to be juvenile, eh?

(hey, wait a minute, that's MY objective!)

There's your car... and .... AWAY!!!

People with clean cars shouldn't fling poo.

SPLAT!! Right on the door handle!!

(For what it's worth*: Whereas I don't care much for crap, I do like vinegar.)

By the way, the after-vinegar part of my post though was a light-hearted extension of the "half capacity" thread -- the thread on which you "seagulled" with "piss." So maybe this thread is "flocked".

-V
Equal Opportunity Crapper

*nothing, as usual