07-01-2003, 04:01 AM
The Mummy Returns was playing on the Movie Network ( here in Canada ) the other night. I decided to watch - a guilty pleasure, Indiana Jones Lite.
Some spoilers ahead, so if you haven't seen it yet skip the rest of this post.
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So we get to the bit of the movie where everyone has to traipse through this swampy jungle to get to the Scorpion king's pyramid. And what do we see in the Jungle - Flayers, little fetish like critters armed with blow guns and big honkin knives, lotsa them. I'm watching this and thinking to myself, "O'Connell, get your HF merc up front and use multishot - piece of p!ss, watch out when you get to the next bit tho, there's probably some animated tree who'll be MSLE and the you're in for it".
Some spoilers ahead, so if you haven't seen it yet skip the rest of this post.
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So we get to the bit of the movie where everyone has to traipse through this swampy jungle to get to the Scorpion king's pyramid. And what do we see in the Jungle - Flayers, little fetish like critters armed with blow guns and big honkin knives, lotsa them. I'm watching this and thinking to myself, "O'Connell, get your HF merc up front and use multishot - piece of p!ss, watch out when you get to the next bit tho, there's probably some animated tree who'll be MSLE and the you're in for it".
Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but you just can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.