Are you a domestic terrorist?

[DeeBye]

As a trained operations researcher and an impractical drinker, I have examined the dual problem and note that the vessel's smallness is half of the optimal value.

I have exhaustively researched this issue, and it seems that the solution is to wear a blindfold while you are drinking.

The only drawback is that your glass will be both full and empty at the same time, and your cat might die.