Ninja Monkeys

[kandrathe]

All I know about monkeys is that they are adept at flinging feces. So, I'd expect if you trained them to hate a target and gave them exploding feces to fling, at least some of the monkeys would succeed. The others of course would give a complete and accurate rendition of Shakespeare's plays. I'm not sure how many monkey's you would need though, maybe an infinite number...