Ah, well. Sometimes you are just being an idiot. :D The cops job is to enforce the law and collect the evidence. If you think about it, it is a rock and a hard place situation. Either, "No, Officer, I am totally unaware of anything going on around me, or even whatever stupid thing I might be doing." Or, "Sure, copper, I was snorting coke, driving about 17 miles over the limit, with the partially decayed body of a wise guy in my trunk. What's it to you?" I always find something silly, because it doesn't matter what you say. Just don't give away anything. The only exception I've seen is my wife, who always bursts into a flood of tears when she gets pulled over. 50% of the time they just send her on her way.
Officer: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
Me: "I must have violated one of the laws, right?" Duh! :D
Officer: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
Me: "I must have violated one of the laws, right?" Duh! :D
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.
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