Strange Question

[Vandiablo]

And here I thought you loved me, Van!

Of course I do, all kind decent people love you. And I am kind of decent.

But you're right, I do love you, not just to the moon, but there and back again . . but

sadly, you're a moderator -

so you're unattainable -

and that's just too painful.

So I must drown my sorrow, by cruising for librarians. And that's getting tougher, as the old grisly (!) Reference Librarians are literally (!) dying out, I often have to settle for some still-svelte Reshelving Volunteer. Sheesh. They aren't as knowledgeable but they sure know how to move their racks around.

(BTW I won't mention my recurring dream of being in an elementary school classroom, writing almost-explicit double entendres on the blackboard and yelling "moderate me! moderate me!", because I'm sure it isn't relevant.)

Hmm, I guess I should get back on topic. What was this thread about, again? Hrm, sex education for tykes.

My 9yrold has seen many many nature videos. While she has never mentioned human sex, she has occ'ly said something about animals "mating". So I'm pretty sure she knows the mechanics. What she'll need to know is why not to do it, and what you must absolutely do in any case to stay healthy and avoid various troubles.

-V