Strange Question

[Vandiablo]

Many possible responses to that statement... (title line)

'lo,

Hi,
Sounds like you came early:)

You don't miss a beat!

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There are so many possible responses to your next statement . . see if you can guess which one is the honest one!

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

Was that so hard?

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

<span style="color:#000000">ssssshhhhh! our wives might hear you!

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

I love you, too, Pete!! :wub: . . now what??

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

*sob!* Finally! Somebody loves me! All the thousands, THOUSANDS!, of posts on DSF, AOH, RBD, and LL, baring my soul and a few other parts, all the sweat and blood of all the emotion and pseudo-intellect, have gotten me what I have deserved all along! . . oh wait, King Jim already loves me. I forgot. I've already fulfilled my needs.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

But it's not you<span style="color:#000000"><strike>r wife</strike> I want, <span style="color:#000000"><strike>Mr. Robinson</strike>Pete, it's your <span style="color:#000000"><strike>daughter</strike>wife!

(plz tell her I said hi would you? would you plz plz?)

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

I'm sorry, Pete, but I've never completely forgiven you for the argument we had when we first met. Be kind to idiots?? Rubbish!! . . wait, that was what *I* was saying. Oopsie.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

And I have, um, great respect for you, uh, as a person. And gee! I have to work early in the morning, and my, uh, appendix is rupturing so I really MUST go...

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

You SICKO! Yer old enough to be my father! or at least my grumpy old uncle! Yuck!

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

I don't have any money. And my portfolio is busted.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

Oh god, you're dying... it was nice to know you, Pete.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

Does this mean you're ON your meds, or OFF?

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

Oh, please. I've seen the way you read DeeBye's posts. Go read him, you know you want to.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

How canst thou claim to love me whilst Woody yet lives?

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

You may think that, but it's really just my that beautiful persona has you all confused.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

No, no, you have to say it right, I love you VAN.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

You know, Landru told me the same thing.

I love you, Van :w00t: --Pete

Why is it that the only times you tell me you love me are when I post about my, uh, post??

-V