06-24-2003, 05:52 AM
Helpful hint #2: (in New York anyway)
When a police officer asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" the wisest answer is, (repeat after me) "No."
(If you confirm that you were breaking the law it can end up in a transcript that gets submitted with your ticket.)
You can of course say something like "Yes, I do sir, I assume you're struggling with some overwhelming primordial attraction to my buttocks, and though you've been in the closet thus far the mere sight of my slender muscular physique instantly broke your strained heterosexual facade so completely that you simply couldn't hold back any longer. Must be my lucky day, sweetheart."
I would advise against it however.
#3 - drive the speed limit.
When a police officer asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" the wisest answer is, (repeat after me) "No."
(If you confirm that you were breaking the law it can end up in a transcript that gets submitted with your ticket.)
You can of course say something like "Yes, I do sir, I assume you're struggling with some overwhelming primordial attraction to my buttocks, and though you've been in the closet thus far the mere sight of my slender muscular physique instantly broke your strained heterosexual facade so completely that you simply couldn't hold back any longer. Must be my lucky day, sweetheart."
I would advise against it however.
#3 - drive the speed limit.
*Swarmalicious - USeast Hardcore
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - W Wonka
The Flying Booyaka and The Legend of Bonesnap
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - W Wonka
The Flying Booyaka and The Legend of Bonesnap