Some interesting "statistics"

[Mordekhuul]

As I've pointed out above, their use of 'average' is not the numerical definition, but rather as a synonym for 'common'. Doing math on 'common' makes no sense. Like Jabberwocky, it's amusing but meaningless.

--Pete

Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
Beware the jub-jub bird,
And shun the frumious bandersnatch.

That is from memory though, so I probably mispelled or misquoted. One of the few poems I have memorized, thanks to a middle school assignment to recite a poem.