This Thread is for Jokes !

[Jim]

Hello ;)

Politicians in Heaven :wacko:

Bill, Hillary, and Al Gore were in a plane that crashed. They are admitted into heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first, "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we will all die."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"





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Hillary then replied, "I think you're in My chair."


IF the Democratic primary is a Joke...Why isn't she Laughing...>