Here's a job description that makes you want to work there

[kandrathe]

Candidate will have >3.0 gpa, excellent Word and Excel skills, and be willing to work hard with eager humility, assertive inquisitiveness and quiet suffering.

I wonder if the "quiet suffering" means no pay, bad boss, crappy working conditions, or all of the above.

I wonder if the job description was written by the former employee as they turned in their resignation! Yeah, that ad screams, "DO NOT WORK HERE!".

Let's see;

>3.0 GPA -- Super intelligent -- Check
Excellent Word and Excel skills -- Check
Eager Humility -- "Go get em scum of the earth!" -- Uncheck!
Assertive Inquisitiveness -- "Will we get any more coal this month Mr. Scrooge, Sir?" -- Uncheck!
Quiet Suffering -- "We know your life sucks, so you don't need to tell us." -- Uncheck!

I guess misery does like company!