Palpatine in '08

[Vandiablo]

No. I treat each post as it comes, some with derision, some with a laugh, some with a "hmmm" and some with "oh, Van wrote it, there is a joke in there somewhere." . . . . EDIT: ... and some with a "Van wrote it and he doesn't know WTF he's on about"

I have been summoned. I await thy command.

No, I don't do that. . . Nor that. Except with the wife on alternate fifth Fridays.

In fact, never mind about the whole command thing.

Ah, but there is something... I've been waiting, because this was not newthreadworthy.

NEWS ITEM: Severed feet with shoes attached have been washing up on shore in western Canada.

Authorities do not know why.

Last week the sixth foot appeared.

*cue camera*

VAN: So, now that the authorities have found six feet, they may find it easier to fathom.

*cut to audience reaction, insert laugh track*

VAN: Yes, folks, I'm here all week. And all weeks.

Followup:

Canadians and Europeans and other ferners may not get the above, so I'll add a bonus - I'll translate the above news item in terms they can understand:

NEWS ITEM: 1.8 metres have washed ashore in Canada.

nyuk nyuk

-V