Rights Violation or a Complete Jerk?

[Vandiablo]

I placed money on a bitch in the third race. I got hungry since the boobs at the track were a bit niggardly with the redskins. So I went and got some groceries: crackers, beef patties, Nips, a can of 'kraut and some Ho-Ho's. Needed some Spic'n'Span too. Life as a spook is not always exciting, I reflected, as I wiped some gook off my shoes and pursed my lips on my last fag. Slow one week, but the next makes up for it in spades. Sometimes gives me the heebie-jeebies. Maybe being a dick would be easier - and it'd be fun to find chinks in people's armor.

nyuk nyuk nyuk, all the world's a stooge

can you spot the Celtic insult in there??