06-05-2003, 12:30 PM
ithil,Jun 5 2003, 12:32 AM Wrote:That reminds me of this little gem: How to write like a wanker
Quote:Don't forget the cute misspellings. You're a wanker, but you wank to 'pr0n', not 'pornography'. Aspire to be 'kewl', but don't try to be 'cool' except on hot summer days. Don't neglect leetspeak, either: use the '0r' form of verbs as often as possible ('hax0r', 'ownz0r', 'wanx0r'). Replace 'o' with '0', 'e' with '3', 't' with '7', and so on. And while we're at it, be sure to write in an exaggerated ghetto/ ebonic style if you're obviously not black. Nothing says "wanker!" louder than James Francis Spalding III sending out 'greetz and propz to all [his] hos and homies in da hood'.
ahahaha!! I just had to share that with my critics on a Norwegian gaming forum. I can smell the flames already! :)
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