Spider-Man 3

[Alrin]

Spoilers:

There were several parts of the movie that were just outright BAD. Like, they would fit in a Mr. Bean comedy where you look away from the screen because you feel so embarassed for the actor or w/e, but this is supposed to be "action" or something of the sorts.

Sandman felt like a hackjob but atleast it stayed true to the whole "stumbles into an experiment, gets nuked with X radiation, turns into supervillain" theme. That they suddenly dumped the murder of Ben on Sandman, god that was bad. "Ok we need an interesting angle to justify putting him and alot of cool CGI into the movie! I know, lets tie him into Parkers tragedies! Yes!"

I kindof liked the venom part. Parked pwned Eddie on the Bugle infront of everyone, that (coupled with the fact he thinks Parker stole 'his' girl too) is enough for him to go psycho-teeth-face when being linked with an alien symbiot. I liked this guy alot, they could definately have focused more on venom and goblin, leave sandhead out of the movie alltogether.

And finally. What the hell is with this harry-parker kiss and make up deal?
One little chat with his fathers old butler and harry goes off the psycho-steroids that makes the goblin GOBLIN?
Please. The goblin (in any form) is anything BUT reasonable. The final fight scenes with parker and harry together is laughable, clichés in their worst form. And harry, giving his life to save parker is again.. corny and so stupid. If you have time to intercept a bladed weapon thats hurling at your "new old best friend", you sure as hell have more time to push venom out of the way. But nooo. MUST. DO. CLICHE. SELFSACRIFICE!
/wrists

Please dont make any more Spider Man movies.
No really, PLEASE.

Or if you do, please include the following villains in Spider Man IV:
Carnage (Cletus Kassady)
Mysterio
Green Goblin (III) aka Harry Osborn's Psychiatrist
Venom 2099 (Future Venom comes back to stop Eddie from dying in SpiderMan3)
Will O' The Wisp (He has a cameo appearance as a flash of light, not really in the movie)
Hobgoblin (Like Green Goblin, but yellow) Huzzah!
Silvermane (Human brain, organs etc in a super-powered Cyborg body)
Doc. Oc resurrected and pissed off^2
Death's Head (Just because he's the coolest cyborg this side of the Future... errr.....)

Bonus if you can cram all of these into the first 30minutes of the movie.