I Have to Laugh
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On the one hand we have the cheaters, and the cheat makers, but what has interested me ever since I knew this game would come out was:

Who is playing it, and are these the same guys who would do this stuff 'In Real Life.'

Are the guys who are playing this game anything like the following:

As described by an "imbedded reporter": (See why I put that term in quotes at the end.)

"Your typical young American in the helicopter and infantry combat units that I covered look like this. On average, he's 19.6 years old -- about six months older than his grandfather who served in World War II or Korea. He isn't old enough to buy a beer, and if he were home we would call him a "boy." But because he's at war, we call him a soldier or a Marine. He was a high school athlete who also worked part-time and, unlike many of his peers, he's never drawn an unemployment check and never wants to.

A few times a week, he writes to his sweetheart back home and hopes that when the mailbag arrives he'll get a letter from her -- and his mom -- though he'd never admit to the latter. If he gets a care package from home with disposable razors, shaving cream, toothpaste, beef jerky, toilet paper and baby wipes, he'll share them with his squad and be a hero for a day. He has a short haircut and tight muscles, wears a 3 pound Kevlar helmet and an 18 pound flak jacket to work, and can march all day in 100-degree heat with a 50 pound pack on his back. He knows how to use every weapon in his unit and can fieldstrip and re-assemble his personal weapon in less than a minute -- in the dark.

He's gone weeks without bathing but cleans his weapon before he sleeps.

His company "Gunny" or Sergeant First Class has been in combat before -- but this is the first time he and his lieutenant have been shot at. Under fire, he obeys orders instantly, but if asked will always have an opinion on how to do something better. Often, he'll be right.

He's been taught chemistry, physics and ballistics, and can navigate with a map and compass -- but prefers the GPS he bought at the Base Exchange. He's remarkably self-sufficient. He prepares his own meals, washes and mends his own clothes, digs his own foxhole and latrine, and keeps his feet dry and his canteens full. The kid who wouldn't share a candy bar with his brother will now offer his last drop of water to a wounded comrade, give his only ration to a hungry child and split his ammo with a mate in a firefight.

He's been trained to use his body as a weapon and his weapon like it was part of his body.

And he can use either to save a life -- or take one. He's already had more responsibility and seen more suffering and death than his civilian contemporaries will see in their lifetimes. The fellow who used to stay in the sack 'til noon now exists on three to four hours of sleep a day -- and when he comes home, he'll be on average 12 pounds lighter than when he left.
He's learned a whole new vernacular of military shorthand -- words like "CONUS," "H-hour," "Zulu time," "SNAFU" and "FUBAR." They mean nothing to civilians, and he doesn't care.

He knows grown men don't cry, but he has wept unashamed in public over a fallen friend because he knows heroes aren't defined just by the way they die -- but how they live.
He can now take profanity to the level of a new art form -- but carries a Bible in his rucksack and is unafraid to be seen reading from it. He's proud to be serving his country, reveres his commander in chief -- and knows that he is respected in return. While he is modest about his own courage and military prowess, he's absolutely certain that his is the toughest unit in the U.S. Armed Forces.

When he gets home, he won't talk much about the horror of war, but he will want more fresh milk, salads and homemade cookies than you ever thought possible. This fall, when he goes to a ballgame, he'll resent those who fail to stand in silence when they play our national anthem. He's enough to drive the liberals nuts. And somewhere this year, we need to find another 180,000 just like him who will volunteer to serve.


The Grain of Salt:

The author of the piece is Oliver North, who is hardly an 'embedded reporter' the way most others were, and who is a bit biased in his views regarding the Marines, the Army, and any number of other subjects that are liberally sprinkled throughout this piece, and earlier in the piece he mentioned why he was describing those in the combat arms: hence, he did not paint a picture of the women over there who also had the chance to get shot at. The bit about revering the Commander in Chief, would not have been added to the descriptions of Marines and Soldiers in Somalia in 1993, but the rest would have been just as true, and maybe he overestimates that element in this case as well.
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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Messages In This Thread
I Have to Laugh - by Occhidiangela - 05-28-2003, 07:02 PM
I Have to Laugh - by --Pete - 05-28-2003, 07:59 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Kasreyn - 05-28-2003, 08:52 PM
I Have to Laugh - by ithil - 05-28-2003, 10:05 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Occhidiangela - 05-29-2003, 05:21 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Drasca - 05-30-2003, 05:12 AM
I Have to Laugh - by Feryar - 06-01-2003, 01:27 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Occhidiangela - 06-02-2003, 04:44 PM
I Have to Laugh - by --Pete - 06-02-2003, 07:22 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Occhidiangela - 06-03-2003, 05:15 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Zaek, The Outcast - 06-03-2003, 05:17 PM
I Have to Laugh - by --Pete - 06-03-2003, 05:56 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 06-03-2003, 07:05 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Grumpy - 06-03-2003, 07:51 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 06-03-2003, 09:21 PM
I Have to Laugh - by Occhidiangela - 06-04-2003, 05:18 PM
I Have to Laugh - by A.PLH - 06-09-2003, 02:52 AM
I Have to Laugh - by WarBlade - 06-09-2003, 03:38 AM
I Have to Laugh - by channel1 - 06-11-2003, 07:17 PM

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