12-27-2006, 01:47 PM
Quote:Count your blessings that you only have to deal with Christmas Eve.... or in April. Human females have a 9 month gestation period. According to my unabridged Disney guide to sex, Twitterpation is a spring ritual.
According to some old folklore, those born on Christmas Day itself, December 25th, are cursedâ ranging from a simple regard of blasphemy, to outright vampirism (of all things!). Something to do with the mother's audacity to do the 'thang on the anniversary of the Immaculate Conception.
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.
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