Hilarious Verizon math
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Quote:Yeah, but the guy escalated his call through 2 regular employees, a supervisor, and a manager. None of them showed even the most basic understanding of the situation. This was 4 stupidest people right in succession.

I thought he almost got through to the first guy during this exchange.

You know there's a difference between 1 dollar and a cent?
Yes of course

You know there's a difference between half a dollar and half a cent?
Yes of course

You know there's a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?
No


And that's when I wanted to put my fist through my monitor.

Oh, I listened to the audio file. But when it comes to flabbergasting deficits of mathematical reasoning, I've long since learned not to be flabbergasted until the source is out of earshot. You see, I've worked with college students who can't perform addition unless it involves only positive integers. In other words, their math skills are at a first grade level. To me, the Verizon employees make for a great story, but over all, I've seen worse... in the flesh. And I've had to teach them.

-Lemmy
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Hilarious Verizon math - by Jarulf - 12-09-2006, 08:35 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Concillian - 12-09-2006, 10:54 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by LochnarITB - 12-09-2006, 01:39 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Swiss Mercenary - 12-09-2006, 03:23 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Munkay - 12-09-2006, 05:47 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Nystul - 12-09-2006, 07:00 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by DeeBye - 12-09-2006, 10:51 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by TheDragoon - 12-09-2006, 10:57 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by DeeBye - 12-09-2006, 11:25 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by LemmingofGlory - 12-10-2006, 12:26 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by DeeBye - 12-10-2006, 02:03 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by LemmingofGlory - 12-10-2006, 04:44 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by DeeBye - 12-10-2006, 06:24 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Mithrandir - 12-10-2006, 09:00 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Zippyy - 12-10-2006, 04:39 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Zippyy - 12-10-2006, 04:42 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by SwissMercenary - 12-10-2006, 06:14 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by yangman - 12-10-2006, 11:17 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by the Langolier - 12-10-2006, 11:40 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by the Langolier - 12-10-2006, 11:56 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by SwissMercenary - 12-11-2006, 01:40 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by kandrathe - 12-11-2006, 04:40 AM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Nystul - 12-11-2006, 05:04 AM
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Hilarious Verizon math - by Occhidiangela - 12-11-2006, 06:29 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by Zippyy - 12-11-2006, 07:10 PM
Hilarious Verizon math - by the Langolier - 12-12-2006, 12:19 AM
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