12-04-2006, 04:28 AM
The Man with the Taco Belly replies:
Don't take the tacos. I've had hundreds of the damn things, even cold with mild sauce on them, and I can tell you truly, from the heart of my bottom, that they are only half a step above manure.
Does Taco Bell use Grade A beef for its ground beef? Nope. Grade B? Nope. C++? Response.Reply.Nope. Surely it must use at least Grade C- beef for its loyal customers. Nope. (..and don't call me Surely)
Taco Bell's ground beef is Grade D.
Once I knew that fact, I started paying attention to the beef part of my tacos, and no indeed, it's not very good beef. Evidently they use Grade D to keep the prices down, to keep people coming.
However! ... it sounds like the PS3 person doesn't have to take it in ground beef tacos, they get $TB, which is horsemeat of a different color! You can get chicken or "steak" which are both yummy. In fact whenever Taco Bell has spicy chicken mmmmmm I try mmmmm to get my mmmmm Neville Longbottom mmm out to a TB and mmmm get me some! mmmmm mm! And some food too...
-V
VP of Dining and Banquets
The Forsaken Inn
Facilities Available For Your Event
"Try our marsh mushrooms! They're wild!"
Don't take the tacos. I've had hundreds of the damn things, even cold with mild sauce on them, and I can tell you truly, from the heart of my bottom, that they are only half a step above manure.
Does Taco Bell use Grade A beef for its ground beef? Nope. Grade B? Nope. C++? Response.Reply.Nope. Surely it must use at least Grade C- beef for its loyal customers. Nope. (..and don't call me Surely)
Taco Bell's ground beef is Grade D.
Once I knew that fact, I started paying attention to the beef part of my tacos, and no indeed, it's not very good beef. Evidently they use Grade D to keep the prices down, to keep people coming.
However! ... it sounds like the PS3 person doesn't have to take it in ground beef tacos, they get $TB, which is horsemeat of a different color! You can get chicken or "steak" which are both yummy. In fact whenever Taco Bell has spicy chicken mmmmmm I try mmmmm to get my mmmmm Neville Longbottom mmm out to a TB and mmmm get me some! mmmmm mm! And some food too...
-V
VP of Dining and Banquets
The Forsaken Inn
Facilities Available For Your Event
"Try our marsh mushrooms! They're wild!"