Did I ever mention that I hate cops?
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I found this elsewhere (posted by a police officer). Sounds about right to me.

Lets begin where the cops asked him to stop and he ignored them.

Quote:Cop: Sir, please stay here until we understand the situation.

Guy: Just get the **** off of me.

Cop: I can't let you leave until we figure out what's going on here, please, it'll only take a second.

*guy keeps walking*

*cop gets in front of him*

Cop: I can't let you leave

*guy pulls away*

*cop grabs by shoulders and puts guy against wall*

At this point I'll assume the guy resists and starts flailing his arms and what not...

*cop pulls guy back, placing him on the ground, on his stomach*

Cop: I'm going to detain you because you're not following my lawful instructions, understand?

Guy: THIS IS WHAT YOUR ******* PATRIOT ACT IS COMING TOO blah blah blah.

*cop attempts to cuff guy*

Cop: I am placing you under arrest for obstructing governmental administration. You have 2 choices: Either relax your arms so I can handcuff you and we walk out of here, or I will call for more officers and we will strap you to a backboard for your safety and take you to the hospital.

ta da, is it really that hard??
But whate'er I be,
Nor I, nor any man that is,
With nothing shall be pleased till he be eased
With being nothing.
William Shakespeare - Richard II
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Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-17-2006, 06:36 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-17-2006, 07:19 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Delc - 11-17-2006, 07:27 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-17-2006, 08:21 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Tal - 11-17-2006, 08:31 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-17-2006, 09:47 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Chaerophon - 11-18-2006, 12:52 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by BigGrim - 11-18-2006, 02:54 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Taem - 11-18-2006, 03:58 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Doc - 11-18-2006, 04:03 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Munkay - 11-18-2006, 05:07 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Nystul - 11-18-2006, 10:02 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-18-2006, 10:43 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Munkay - 11-18-2006, 02:38 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Munkay - 11-18-2006, 03:00 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Doc - 11-18-2006, 03:03 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-18-2006, 03:27 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-20-2006, 07:28 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-20-2006, 07:32 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Lissa - 11-20-2006, 07:45 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-21-2006, 07:51 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-21-2006, 07:57 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Taem - 11-21-2006, 10:22 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-22-2006, 02:15 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Delc - 11-22-2006, 04:15 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Ashock - 11-22-2006, 08:44 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-23-2006, 08:33 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Doc - 11-23-2006, 09:57 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by Doc - 11-24-2006, 04:03 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-24-2006, 07:51 AM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-24-2006, 03:32 PM
Did I ever mention that I hate cops? - by eppie - 11-28-2006, 08:04 AM

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