11-18-2006, 12:52 AM
I found this elsewhere (posted by a police officer). Sounds about right to me.
Lets begin where the cops asked him to stop and he ignored them.
Lets begin where the cops asked him to stop and he ignored them.
Quote:Cop: Sir, please stay here until we understand the situation.
Guy: Just get the **** off of me.
Cop: I can't let you leave until we figure out what's going on here, please, it'll only take a second.
*guy keeps walking*
*cop gets in front of him*
Cop: I can't let you leave
*guy pulls away*
*cop grabs by shoulders and puts guy against wall*
At this point I'll assume the guy resists and starts flailing his arms and what not...
*cop pulls guy back, placing him on the ground, on his stomach*
Cop: I'm going to detain you because you're not following my lawful instructions, understand?
Guy: THIS IS WHAT YOUR ******* PATRIOT ACT IS COMING TOO blah blah blah.
*cop attempts to cuff guy*
Cop: I am placing you under arrest for obstructing governmental administration. You have 2 choices: Either relax your arms so I can handcuff you and we walk out of here, or I will call for more officers and we will strap you to a backboard for your safety and take you to the hospital.
ta da, is it really that hard??
But whate'er I be,
Nor I, nor any man that is,
With nothing shall be pleased till he be eased
With being nothing.
William Shakespeare - Richard II
Nor I, nor any man that is,
With nothing shall be pleased till he be eased
With being nothing.
William Shakespeare - Richard II