The Chicken of the Sea

[eppie]

So, I plan on losing weight and shaping up in preparation of enlisting in the Army sometime soon (soon being a year or so), and I've found that tuna is an excellent choice for a meat;

First, why do you need to shape up for the army, the last thing I heard they take absolutely anyone.
Second, tuna is also an excellent choice for dolphin. If you don't like dolphin, take the one which has written 'dolphin friendly' on it, like this your sure you are eating 10 % dolphin max.