"Cleave" is a funny word that has opposite meanings

[--Pete]

Hi,

Cleave is also a fancy Biblically Correct term for nookie.

Several men in the Bible cleaved unto their wives... I don't know if that means splitting her open or getting sticky stuck together with erm, glue. Whatever it is, sounds dirty.

Yes Gris, I will behave. This is as far as I go. :wub:

Of course, that only works because the Bible WAS WRITTEN IN ENGLISH!!!!

Damn, for a smart person, you sure do make a lot of stupid claims.

--Pete