makes usual greeting phrase
refers to the unthinking way most people name 'monkey' when they actually mean 'primate'
confuses everyone by being the last poster still using linear mode due to its 1337ness
adds a self-advertising link to a page completely useless to everyone because of being written in some ancient language
adds a postscriptum about soccer being the most unattractive game ever
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added an edit for the sake of completeness and to show that preview mode is actually something for n00bs
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refers to the unthinking way most people name 'monkey' when they actually mean 'primate'
confuses everyone by being the last poster still using linear mode due to its 1337ness
adds a self-advertising link to a page completely useless to everyone because of being written in some ancient language
adds a postscriptum about soccer being the most unattractive game ever
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added an edit for the sake of completeness and to show that preview mode is actually something for n00bs
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