Short Survey - Patterns in UserIDs (need help)

[kandrathe]

I'm sure to always use a userid that is non-algorithmic, has embedded hidden characters, and is entirely unguessable. I also have a close group of friends, who are psychics, attempt to crack it and if successful then I abandon that handle. Well, then to remember all my signons and complicated passwords, I need a password safe. My password safe is 5192 bit encrypted with an unspecified ("NSA" forbidden) algorithm here local on my triple DES encrypted hard drive and also weekly I burn a CD of the password safe and with the help of an escort of some former special forces buddies now in private endeavors, I put in the CD in my safety deposit box at a local financial instituition (in a really big safe). Of course, to keep that CD really safe at in that vault I have to use an alternate identity, which was set up for me with some relatives I have in the Swedish mafia.

Don't even ask about my password generation techniques.

P.S. This innocent request reminds me of another childrens classic... "If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk."