Short Survey - Patterns in UserIDs (need help)

[the Langolier]

I can assure you that this is not a hack or a spam.

I can assure you that this does, in fact, fit the definition of spam.

I don't really think it's fair to automatically assume spam is the goal here. It could just as likely be used for tracking online sex offenders, no?

Want one of my patterns? I WILL NOT use numbers in a username. If there so many people using something that you can't come up with anything but throwing random/sequential numbers at the end of your name, you don't need to register.