As a spinoff on the audio equipment thread I present to you...

[kandrathe]

Would Mariah squeeze your lemons till the juice ran down your leg?

Hey, hey, Mariah , said, the way you move
gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove
Ah-ah, child, the way you shake that thing
gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way
watch your lemons drip, can't keep away

Maybe not...