04-25-2006, 06:42 AM
A man calls his pastor for counsel after a recent spat with his wife.
"How did it end this time?" asks the pastor.
"Well, this time she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
"My that is different!" exclaimed the pastor.
"Yeah, she came crawling over and yelled...
'Git out from under the bed you Chicken!'
"How did it end this time?" asks the pastor.
"Well, this time she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
"My that is different!" exclaimed the pastor.
"Yeah, she came crawling over and yelled...
'Git out from under the bed you Chicken!'
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.
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