03-23-2006, 06:01 PM
Doc,Mar 23 2006, 09:03 AM Wrote:A fully loaded ice cream truck?Fully loaded and tricked to the max. Have ever heard "Rhapsody in Blue" played by chimes?
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The ice-cream truck missions in GTA: Vice City was fun, especially if you imagined as I did that Tommy Vercetti was actually trying to go legit in this instance. Here's the scenario: Vercetti buys the ice cream business (which was a front for the sale of something *other* than ice cream) and decides to start serving actual ice cream. Meanwhile, VCPD is clued in on the illicit nature of the franchise from the previous owner and is unaware that Tommy is now trying to run the business straight. The end result: every time a Wanted Star flashes after Vercetti makes an ice cream sale and a cop starts chasing him, I imagine Tommy craning his head out the window of the truck and shouting back with a mix of incredulity and expaseration, "I'm selling ice cream, you morons!"
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