05-15-2003, 03:53 AM
Fortune cookies? What "fortune"? What oracular function?
*sharpens pencil*
"You shouldn't have had the combo. It's a Monday, that beef was 5 days old at least."
"The gentleman seated with the lady along the far wall is sizing you up."
"Remember that date last week? She lied."
"When you leave the restaurant, pull out your keys and be prepared to run. Just trust me."
"The waitress spit in your Wor Won Ton. Tip at your peril."
"Psst. Barn door's open."
"I'm being held hostage in a Asian Pastry Factory in the downtown. SEND... HELP!"
*tips helm*
*sharpens pencil*
"You shouldn't have had the combo. It's a Monday, that beef was 5 days old at least."
"The gentleman seated with the lady along the far wall is sizing you up."
"Remember that date last week? She lied."
"When you leave the restaurant, pull out your keys and be prepared to run. Just trust me."
"The waitress spit in your Wor Won Ton. Tip at your peril."
"Psst. Barn door's open."
"I'm being held hostage in a Asian Pastry Factory in the downtown. SEND... HELP!"
*tips helm*
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.