I'm bored. Somebody post something amusing.

[Jim]

Hi,

You asked for it...>Have Fun !!!

HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN, ALIEN TYPES & More Stuff than you ever wanted to know about

The argument for eating Aliens:

Aliens come here uninvited.

They ate Elvis.

They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.

They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).

They are Kosher meat.

They taste good if prepared well.

According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.

Their meat is safer than British Beef.

AUTOPSY OR SAGE AND ONION STUFFING? - YOU DECIDE
(This photograph was smuggled out of Roswell,before the autopsy film was censored. As you can see, the truth about the "autopsy" is far more chilling than previously thought)