Generic Lurker Lounge thread
Totally unwarranted thread necromancy to revive a beloved thread.

Long enduring rant about the state of moderation, and locking of threads that are totally harmless. Worthless inflamatory comment about Lurker Lounge Police State. Long winded appeal for rebelion.

Followed by a half hearted apology for being an obnoxious jackass.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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You don't get it, Doc. The Lurker Lounge is not all about you. I don't want you to be grabbing all of the attention any more than I would want Bolty to be.

You need to stop the attention whoring, or you will need to take a break from the Lounge.
Why can't we all just get along

--Pete
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"Me too" post echoing previous comment, despite poster's lack of actual opinion.
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Lady Vashj,Oct 2 2005, 02:31 AM Wrote:"Me too" post echoing previous comment, despite poster's lack of actual opinion.
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Rabid fence sitting while both agreeing and attacking both sides. Filled with some verbose nomenclature to obfuscate inherent content deficit.
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whyBish,Oct 3 2005, 12:30 AM Wrote:Rabid fence sitting while both agreeing and attacking both sides.  Filled with some verbose nomenclature to obfuscate inherent content deficit.
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Dirty joke, in limerick form, crafted from thinly based double entendre due to word juxtaposition in above post. :P

Excuse about caffeine being to blame.

Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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whyBish,Oct 3 2005, 02:30 AM Wrote:Rabid fence sitting while both agreeing and attacking both sides.  Filled with some verbose nomenclature to obfuscate inherent content deficit.
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conciliatory fence sitting stating the need to agree to disagree, coupled with a call for understanding just short of "can't we all just get along?" Call for rational discourse in plain language and translation of "technical terms" in quoted post. No additional contribution to content.

Laughing smily at unquoted poster's dirty joke.
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Posts discussing the merits of wooden fencing over Olympic fencing. Gun control debate ensues.

Gratuitous use of smilies follows.
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Barely-relevant nonsequiter that causes a thread derailment.
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When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

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NiteFox,Oct 3 2005, 02:17 PM Wrote:Barely-relevant nonsequiter that causes a thread derailment.
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Short blurb regailing similar experience with previously-stated nonsequiter.

Ending involving statement of low-value currency.
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DeeBye,Dec 28 2004, 02:51 AM Wrote:Large block of text describing a humorous event.

Image relating to the humorous event.

Appeal for stories from others who may have experienced a similar generic event.

p.s. sidenote
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Zippyy makes trademark absurdist claim, only to be taken literally and "shot down" by the "intelligentsia."

:rolleyes:
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You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew...
What is the judicial system coming to when child molesters get 5 years and cottage cheese gets 30.
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whathuh,Oct 4 2005, 12:49 PM Wrote:You know what I haven't had in a while?  Big League Chew...
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Complains loudly about thread derailment.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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Doc,Oct 4 2005, 02:27 PM Wrote:Complains loudly about thread derailment.
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Snide remark about common kitchen implements casting epithets concerning relative darkness in hue. (And not a word about Darkness at Noon!)

Occhi

"Raskolnikov wept."


Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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Zippyy,Oct 3 2005, 07:07 PM Wrote:Zippyy makes trademark absurdist claim, only to be taken literally and "shot down" by the "intelligentsia."

:rolleyes:
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Tirelessly quotes and breaks down every part of post, even though nobody cares about the stupid details. Insists that every word be argued to the death, because any less would mean the poster is either (a coward/idiot). Dispense snide comment attempting to sound witty without realizing that everyone realizes that I am an ass and, indeed, as witty as MTV on a weekday afternoon.
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Archon_Wing,Oct 4 2005, 10:47 PM Wrote:Tirelessly quotes and breaks down every part of post, even though nobody cares about the stupid details. Insists that ever word be argued to the death, because any less would mean the poster is either (a coward/idiot). Dispense snide comment attempting to sound witty without realizing that everyone realizes that I am an ass and, indeed, as witty as MTV on a weekday afternoon.
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Points out to the general public that you used "ever" instead of "every" in your every word argued to death comment.

Points finger, laughs loudly.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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Doc,Oct 4 2005, 08:50 PM Wrote:Points out to the general public that you used "ever" instead of "every" in your every word argued to death comment.

Points finger, laughs loudly.
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Attacks poster by stating his posts have no substance, therefore he must pick out spelling and grammar issues. Goes off on a stupid tirade on how important his life is and how he couldn't be bothered to spell everything correctly as that would take time from the tasks at hand. Proceeds to throw out a bunch of credentials that have nothing to do with the discussion. Add thinnly veiled insult which is justfied for some reason.
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Archon_Wing,Oct 4 2005, 10:55 PM Wrote:Attacks poster by stating his posts have no substance, therefore he must pick out spelling and grammar issues. Goes off on a stupid tirade on how important his life is and how he couldn't be bothered to spell everything correctly as that would take time from the tasks at hand. Proceeds to throw out a bunch of credentials that have nothing to do with the discussion. Add thinnly veiled insult which is justfied for some reason.
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Farts in your general direction. Laughs loudly while rolling on floor.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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Doc,Oct 4 2005, 08:59 PM Wrote:Farts in your general direction. Laughs loudly while rolling on floor.
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Opens the window. Demands that poster be banned for pollution, or at least be subjected to regulations on emissions. Includes 2057 expletives despite the fact that I am calling for moderation action.
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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Battle.net (ArchonWing.1480)
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Archon_Wing,Oct 4 2005, 11:01 PM Wrote:Opens the window. Demands that poster be banned for pollution, or at least be subjected to regulations on emissions. Includes 2057 expletives despite the fact that I am calling for moderation action.
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All your air are belong to me. You have no chance to survive.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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Doc,Oct 4 2005, 09:19 PM Wrote:All your air are belong to me. You have no chance to survive.
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Somebody set us up the bomb!
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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