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I love The Onion sometimes - DeeBye - 03-21-2010

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forg...d-children,101/

It's from 2002 but it's seemingly timeless.

Quote:"Though grave and terrible sins have been committed, our Lord teaches us to turn the other cheek and forgive those who sin against us," said the pope, reading a prepared statement from a balcony overlooking St. Peter's Square. "That is why, despite the terrible wrongs they have committed, the church must move on and forgive these children for their misdeeds."

That's a home run right there.



I love The Onion sometimes - Ziig - 03-21-2010

I was always partial to the writings of Herbert Kornfeld:

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/herbert-kornfeld,1019/




I love The Onion sometimes - NuurAbSaal - 03-21-2010

Quote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forg...d-children,101/

It's from 2002 but it's seemingly timeless.
That's a home run right there.

Brilliant. And unfathomably (word?:o) sad. It makes me angry.

take care
Tarabulus


I love The Onion sometimes - Archon_Wing - 03-30-2010

The onion has been funny for quite a long while, and sadly enough is actually closer to the truth then some...

The onion taken seriously


I love The Onion sometimes - kandrathe - 04-15-2010

Quote:That's a home run right there.
Sometimes, rather than cry, it's better to laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgRz3nSG7o

All hail Octavia!

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADncN9HIa4...feature=channel