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I Won't Survive! - Bolty - 12-27-2005
A parody about a healing Priest in PvP...
Original Song: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)
Parody Title: I Won't Survive
At first I was dazed,
Then I was Mortal Striked,
Kept thinking I would always live
If I could duck and hide
But they've made so many mods
For Arathi and Warsong
They grew strong
I was their target all along
And so they're back
They start to chase
I try to run but they break fear
Before I could even melt a face
I should have played a stupid 'lock
I should have stuck to PvE
If I had known it takes two seconds
To kill a Priest in PvP
You say "Now go, go cry some more"
I'll just respec now
I won't be healing anymore
Weren't you the one who said that Priests were in short supply
You think I'm humble
You think I'll do more than die?
Oh no, not I
I won't survive
As long as they can break my fear
I know I won't stay alive
I don't have snares, stuns or root
So I might as well drop loot
I can't survive
I won't survive
I used all the spells I had
But they still kicked my ass
I find it hard to believe
That we're a "broken" class
And they've made oh so many mods
To keep a target on myself
I used to die
Now I reroll instead of cry
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that stupid Holy Priest that should be healing you
And so you felt like queueing up
And you spam raid chat with "heal plz"
But I'd rather do my healing
As a Shaman or Pally
You say "Now go, go cry some more"
I'll just reroll now
You won't get healing anymore
Weren't you the one who said that Priests were in short supply
You think I'm humble
You think I'll do more than die?
Oh no, not I
I won't survive
As long as they use Mortal Strike
I know I won't stay alive
I can't wear shields or mail
And my Power Words won't scale
I won't survive
Oh no, not I
I won't survive
As long as they can stunlock me
I know I won't stay alive
I've got no shapeshifts or plate
But new GHeal, I can't wait
I can't survive
I won't survive
Stolen from a post in The World of Warcraft Priest forum. Hope you at least chuckled. :)
(The GHeal reference at the end is in regards to the fact that Priests will get a new rank of Greater Heal from a drop in AQ in 1.9, but no advance to Flash Heal.)
-Bolty
I Won't Survive! - Darian - 12-27-2005
Instant classic!
I Won't Survive! - Yurup - 12-28-2005
:D
I Won't Survive! - MongoJerry - 12-28-2005
Yep.
I Won't Survive! - Krossandra - 12-28-2005
*love*
I should record that :D Based on one of my favorite karaoke songs *cackle*
I Won't Survive! - Brista - 12-29-2005
Brilliant parody, well done!
I Won't Survive! - bernard shakey - 01-02-2006
And now I know I'll never play my priest again
without sing-ing this stupid song!
Oh no, not I
I won't survive!
B)
I Won't Survive! - Artega - 01-03-2006
No mention of (Improved) Shield Bash? I'm crushed.
Otherwise, very well done. Kudos to the poster for finding this and the creator for making it :)
I Won't Survive! - martini - 01-03-2006
Indeed, good find Bolty, very funny!