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A nomination for a Darwin award - kandrathe - 11-14-2007
This caught my eye today. Man Killed By Alligator While Running From Police
Now if only we could figure out how to get serial rapists and child molesters to run though alligator infested waters. Good for humanity, and good for the environment.
A nomination for a Darwin award - Munkay - 11-14-2007
Quote:This caught my eye today. Man Killed By Alligator While Running From Police
Now if only we could figure out how to get serial rapists and child molesters to run though alligator infested waters. Good for humanity, and good for the environment.
Too bad those same gators have assisted criminals in disposing other bodies with more frequency. But it is nice to see the crocs come out on the good-guy's side this time:)
Cheers,
Munk
A nomination for a Darwin award - eppie - 11-14-2007
Quote:This caught my eye today. Man Killed By Alligator While Running From Police
Now if only we could figure out how to get serial rapists and child molesters to run though alligator infested waters. Good for humanity, and good for the environment.
Ha, this guy is so not getting the award. My nominee would kick his ass (if they would both be still alive of course)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311198,00.html
Guy gets caught in ex-girlfriends cat door trying to enter the house and does not survive.
A nomination for a Darwin award - Mithrandir - 11-14-2007
Why do 90% of the crazy FARK-worthy news stories occur in Florida?
A nomination for a Darwin award - Archon_Wing - 11-17-2007
I imagine someone has already made a photoshop of this, something on the lines of a picture of an aligator, and "pwned" stuck on it.:P
Quote:Now if only we could figure out how to get serial rapists and child molesters to run though alligator infested waters. Good for humanity, and good for the environment.
It would be a good obstacle course for them to pass-- every day.
A nomination for a Darwin award - Lissa - 11-19-2007
Quote:Now if only we could figure out how to get serial rapists and child molesters to run though alligator infested waters. Good for humanity, and good for the environment.
We do...it's called prison with guards that let the general prison populous know what they're in for. Average life expectancy for a child molester in prison once their crime is known is about 2 months (rapists tend to get raped over and over in prison). Even murders think there are some things that you just shouldn't do.
A nomination for a Darwin award - Mithrandir - 11-20-2007
Quote:I imagine someone has already made a photoshop of this, something on the lines of a picture of an aligator, and "pwned" stuck on it.:P
I did a Google image search for "alligator pwned" and this was one of the page 1 options:
![[Image: 536357939_ecfba9359f_o.jpg]](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1105/536357939_ecfba9359f_o.jpg)
Umm, okay?
A nomination for a Darwin award - Urza-DSF - 11-20-2007
Quote:Why do 90% of the crazy FARK-worthy news stories occur in Florida?
Have you ever been down here? It's effing crazy how dumb some of these people are.
A nomination for a Darwin award - Lissa - 11-20-2007
Quote:Have you ever been down here? It's effing crazy how dumb some of these people are.
Stupid knows no bounds for location. I don't know if Pete or TD ever heard or remember a story that occured up in the PNW, but a couple of hunters were coming back from a hunting trip and they saw a bear on the other side of ditch that ran along the side of a road. The ditch was fairly deep (about 15 to 20 feet with a 45 degree or so incline. The hunters stop, one pulled out the rifle they had been using to kill phesant (a 22 caliber) and shot the bear. Needless the say, a 22 caliber shot at a bear is going to piss it off instead of actually injure it, so it started charging down the ditch on the opposite side and was beginning to charge up the side where the Hunters were and the other Hunter pulled out a 45 and shot the bear at close range killing it. His friend was a canidate for the Darwin award if he hadn't killed the bear his friend pissed off.